matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via fartgallery)

yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral* 

(via hotwhiteguy)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via jashouldbemine)